I'm Samie. I like people, but be warned, you might be freaked out. I love music, like Dayshell, PTV, and cool stuff like that. I love Stephen King novels, and Harry Potter. I Love Supernatural, and The Walking Dead. Call me Samwise, since that is the best hobbit.
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Benadryl Comedicmismatch
Blubberbutt Candygram
Bendylick Cunningscratch… What… You know what? I ain’t even sorry.
Backitup Combyourthatch
Sounds cool and is good advice
S I decided do try my grandma’s name and I got “Backitup Thundercats”
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Go here for tumblr based chat, if you don't in the next four days you have to pay apparently
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#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME
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f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
